ssye: Dear Everyone, I thought these were mints. So I popped one like candy. This is not candy. This is not food. This is a drug.And I didn’t follow instructions. You’re supposed to suck on them for slow release. I crushed and swallowed. This means that I had 100mg of caffeine enter my bloodstream near-instantaneously. I was in a state of shock for the last hour or two.  Sami, I need to get you some of these: 

ssye:

Dear Everyone,

I thought these were mints. So I popped one like candy. This is not candy. This is not food. This is a drug.

And I didn’t follow instructions. You’re supposed to suck on them for slow release. I crushed and swallowed. This means that I had 100mg of caffeine enter my bloodstream near-instantaneously. I was in a state of shock for the last hour or two. 

Sami, I need to get you some of these: 

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  2. tiffnho said: I want this for reasons.
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  4. michelledoan93 said: LOLOLOL wow sami :D
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  6. aesthetics-of-an-instant said: WHERE TO GET???
  7. shawnalalalala said: SAMI’S ON DRUGS!
  8. warningmyraisthinkingoutloud said: hahahaha, that’s awesome. I want some.
  9. thompsonluu said: You and me both.
  10. nevey said: must try the exact same thing you did.
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