15 Million Merits

If you respect and appreciate the message in George Orwell’s 1984, I highly suggest you watch this. A horrifying (and plausible) negative-utopia.

garfieldminusgarfield:

With SOPA, Garfield minus Garfield would probably have never happened. Protest SOPA.

garfieldminusgarfield:

With SOPA, Garfield minus Garfield would probably have never happened. Protest SOPA.

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A few times in my life I’ve had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. It’s as though it had all just come into existence. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade.

Christopher Isherwood (via tigtag)

I have moments like these, every now and again. I can only describe them as moments of hyper-perception, where my mind is sharp and keen, extra aware of my surroundings – as if my brain were suddenly functioning at it’s full potential, unfettered by drowsiness, the accumulation of fractured thoughts, the static of half-ideas, and the distractions of a million little things. It is, as Mr. Isherwood describes, absolute clarity. It is a beautiful, wonderful feeling. A fleeting feeling.

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ssye:

Dear Everyone,
I thought these were mints. So I popped one like candy. This is not candy. This is not food. This is a drug.And I didn’t follow instructions. You’re supposed to suck on them for slow release. I crushed and swallowed. This means that I had 100mg of caffeine enter my bloodstream near-instantaneously. I was in a state of shock for the last hour or two. 

Sami, I need to get you some of these: 

ssye:

Dear Everyone,

I thought these were mints. So I popped one like candy. This is not candy. This is not food. This is a drug.

And I didn’t follow instructions. You’re supposed to suck on them for slow release. I crushed and swallowed. This means that I had 100mg of caffeine enter my bloodstream near-instantaneously. I was in a state of shock for the last hour or two. 

Sami, I need to get you some of these

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Anonymous asked: Consider comin' back?

I’m not really leaving (per se); I’m just kinda bored with Tumblr.
You never know, maybe something will spark my interest again. 

Good news, everyone! To those of you on Tumblr wondering where I’ve gone (i.e. nobody), here’s a nifty chart I made of my activity on Tumblr over time. The thick blue line with the circles represents posts-per-month, and the thin lighter-blue line represents a 3-month moving average. Clearly, I’ve lost some enthusiasm.

Anyway, carry on!

joemeas:

taking5:

“During an acting class, when the students were told to act out “a chicken hearing an air-raid siren,” most of the students clucked and flapped their arms in a panic, while Brando stood stock-still, staring up at the ceiling. When asked to explain himself, Brando replied, ‘I’m a chicken - I don’t know what an air-raid siren is.’”

Marlon Brandowned.

I did this once. After being told about Brando and asked why I had flapped and panicked, I replied, “Because last time I heard that, the barn exploded.”

joemeas:

taking5:

“During an acting class, when the students were told to act out “a chicken hearing an air-raid siren,” most of the students clucked and flapped their arms in a panic, while Brando stood stock-still, staring up at the ceiling. When asked to explain himself, Brando replied, ‘I’m a chicken - I don’t know what an air-raid siren is.’”

Marlon Brandowned.

I did this once. After being told about Brando and asked why I had flapped and panicked, I replied, “Because last time I heard that, the barn exploded.”

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whitewhine:

Stephen Hawkins: Basically a useless retard. 

whitewhine:

Stephen Hawkins: Basically a useless retard. 

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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2012 & The End Of The World

Yep.